super-brownies

i made these in miniature cupcake pans for bill's office farewell party today. you could probably make them as regular brownies, but i think it would take longer... like 35 minutes? not sure.

ingredients:

• 1 1/2 sticks butter
• 4 ounces unsweetened baking chocolate
• 1/4 cup cocoa
• 2 cups sugar
• 7/8 cup flour
• 1 tbs instant coffee powder
• 1/4 teaspoon vanilla
• 3 eggs
• baking spray, shortening or butter for greasing pan
• (about 1 tsp cocoa & 1 tsp powdered sugar for decorating)

prep:

• preheat oven to 350*
• grease pan (or use paper liners, but they stick!)

actual cooking:

• put butter & baking chocolate in a micro-wave safe bowl & nuke for 1 minute or until butter is melted (1:50 for me, but my butter was frozen)
• stir until chocolate melts
• add sugar, coffee powder & cocoa, combine
• add eggs & combine
• add flour & combine
• fill mini muffin tins about 2/3 (i put the batter in a heavy zippy bag & cut off a corner and pipe it in)-- makes about 48 which is TWO pans, so either have two pans or chill the first one in the fridge for 10 minutes in between batches
• bake for 15 minutes
• remove from tin after 5 minutes, allow to cool at least an hour
• (dust with cocoa & powdered sugar, or both)

next time i make these, i think i'll try some mini chocolate chips-- ideally dark chocolate! i don't have a report from the office yet, but bill, kevin & anthony agree that they're AWESOME.

recession challenge: dinner for two all week from one ham steak

for my next trick, we'll be enjoying a ham dinner, a ham fritatta, pasta e fagioli and a lovely zucchini risotto.


ingredients:

• i pound ham steak (i paid ~$7)
• 4 potatoes (~$1.60)
• 2 medium/large zucchinis ($3)
• 1 3/4 cup rice (negligible-- pantry staple)
• kidney beans (~$2)
• veggie stock (~$2)
• chicken broth (~$2)
• crushed tomatoes (~$2)
• 4 eggs (like... $1)
• mirepoix (~$3)
• an onion (negligible, $0.69 per pound, i think.)
• butter (pantry staple)
• veggie oil (pantry staple)
• scratch cheese (pantry staple)
• 1/2 pound ditalini or other smallish pasta-- NOT noodles (~$1 a pound)

total here is less than $25! we'll probably add a frozen veggie to meal 3.

prep:

• chop the mirepoix
• divide ham steak in 3 sections for meals 1, 2 & 3 (or 4 for all 4 if it's bigger)
• shred portion of ham for meal 2
• chop portion of ham for meal 3
• slice 1 zucchini
• (butter for baked potatoes?)

actual cooking (meal 1):

• warm the ham through-- do not overcook
• bake potatoes
• saute sliced zucchini

actual cooking (meal 2):

• saute mirepoix in a medium/large pot with veggie oil for about 10 minutes or until golden
• add canned tomato
• add veggie broth and bring to a boil
• add ham
• add well-rinsed kidney beans
• (add water if there's not enough liquid to boil the pasta)
• boil pasta as directed (8 minutes, i think)
• season with salt & pepper to taste

actual cooking (meal 3):

• slice & lightly fry 2 potatoes in veggie oil
• drain
• beat 4 eggs, add ham & season with salt & pepper
• pour eggs & ham into pan over potatoes
• cook, gently pulling back edges with a fork to allow egg to fill in
• (if you have a fritatta pan, you'll close it and flip the fritatta and ta-da! all done. if you're using a cast-iron pan, you can stick it in the oven to cook the top. i've used a pie plate and baked it all the way with little success.)
• once bottom is very well cooked and secure, gently transfer fritatta to a plate
• then transfer it back to the pan upside down to finish cooking

actual cooking (meal 4):

• boil chicken broth
• saute chopped zucchini & onion in 2 tbs butter
• add uncooked rice to the pan, saute briefly
• slowly, 1 cup at a time, add boiling broth to the pan allowing it to completely absorb before adding more (until rice is done to your liking)
• stir in 1 tbs butter & scratch cheese
• (enjoy with ham, if you have some left)

i haven't made the risotto or fritatta yet (i'll edit the recipe if necessary after i do), and we haven't eaten the pasta e fagioli yet, but it looks wonderful. the upshot to this little series is that we're eating really good and for pretty cheap (or, at least, on a budget). next week we'll have sausage, which is cheating because my daddy makes our sausage so i have no idea how much sausage costs. the week after will be turkey breast, which i also have no idea what i paid for because i bought it in november. there's also a pound of bacon in my freezer, so i'm wondering how many different things i could do with that.

edited to add: i missed the scratch cheese in the risotto the first time through! i used two slices of finely chopped asiago. we also put asiago on the pasta e fagioli. we like asiago. bill had the genius idea to add sauteed onion to the fritatta, and it was really perfect. so try that. about 1/2 and onion.

this has been tons of fun so far, which is hysterical because this is, you know, how people ate before convenience became our religion.

recession challenge: dinner for two all week from one chicken

ingredients:

• one whole chicken (i paid ~$9)
• 1 bag frozen veggie blend (i paid ~$2 for tj's organic foursome)
• 3 potatoes (i paid ~$1.15 for huge ones)
• 1 stick butter (negligible, i guess it cost me ~$0.75)
• 1.5 cups flour (negligible)
• splash of milk or cream (whatever you have)
• mirepoix (i paid ~$3, or you could chop up your own onions, carrots & celery)
• 1 pound egg noodles (i paid ~$1)
• vodka (or ice-cold water... you see where this is going right?)
• sea salt & fresh ground pepper

(see, i paid about $20, give or take, for the ingredients to feed us dinner for a week. recession-friendly! we also spend about $20 a week on produce and $15 on lunch-foods.)

prep:

• chill 1/2 the butter and the vodka/water

actual cooking (meal 1):

• roast the chicken, seasoned with s&p and rubbed with butter for 20 minutes per pound at 350*
• cube & boil 2 potatoes, skin on, until softish
• drain potatoes
• add 2-3 tablespoons butter & milk to potatoes, mash
• season to taste with salt & pepper
• nuke 1/3-1/2 the frozen veggies

actual cooking (meal 2):

• heat chicken drippings & 1/2 cup flour on medium heat, whisk until smooth, add hot water to desire thickness
• pick carcass of usable meat, set aside
• use carcass to make broth
• use chilled butter, 1 cup flour and chilled vodka/water to make pie crust
• nuke 1 potato, chill & cube
• combine gravy, frozen veggies, cubed potato, 1/3-1/2 the chicken pieces in a lightly greased casserole
• cover with crust, pierce & bake at 375* until golden brown

actual cooking (meal 3):

• use mirepoix, broth, noodles, remaining chicken & remaining veggies to make soup

meal 1 is a one-shot deal. meal 2 we haven't eaten yet, but we expect it to last 2 or 3 dinners. meal 3 should also last 2 or 3 dinners. of course, this is all dependant on how much you eat. it's not magic, ya know.

editied to add:

with the addition of a very hungry j to our meal 2 dinner, it lasted one night, and i would have known that if i hadn't blogged this meal right before we had the idea to invite him. but... since i hadn't added the rest of the frozen veggies to the soup (because i hadn't thought of it yet) and we had an onion, rice & eggs laying around the house, i managed to squeeze another pantry meal out with some yum veggie fried rice, with frozen egg rolls (also a stock pantry item in my home... don't judge).

chicken noo-noos

this recipe was developed for j, who says that chicken noodle soup is "THE DEVIL" and has some choice things to say about chicken broth in particular, i believe.

ingredients:

• 1-4 chicken breasts, depending on how into meat you are
• 2 quarts chicken broth
• mirepoix
• 1 pound egg noodles, medium or wide, but not small (and, seriously, you can't just throw pasta in there and call them noodles. NOODLES are not PASTA.)
• sea salt & ground pepper
• 1/8 cup cold water
• 1/8 cup cornstarch (or flour, i think flour might work)

prep:

• boil the chicken in broth until past done
• chill until cool to the touch
• (chop up a large onion, a couple carrots and some celery if you didn't buy your prechopped mirepoix from trader joe's)
• shred chicken with fingers or forks

actual cooking:

• lightly saute mirepoix in the bottom of your soup pot
• add broth and bring to a boil
• add chicken & noodles (yup, all of them)
• boil as long as the noodle package says to (8 minutes, i think?)
• season to taste
• mix together cold water & cornstarch (this part is key-- it won't work if you just dump them both in the pot! and make sure it's not lumpy... nobody wants a lump of cornstarch.)
• add water/starch to boiling soup and stir
• boil for at least 2 minutes or until soup reaches desired thickness

this will be even thicker the next day-- more like a casserole than a stew. in fact, i won't blame you if you want to bake it with some breadcrumbs or crushed chips on top. yum.

perfect pie crust

finally, a pie crust worth blogging.

ingredients:

• 1 cup very cold shortening or butter (or a combination)
• 2 cups flour
• 2 teaspoons salt
• ice-cold vodka (no, seriously)

prep:

• chill the fat, cubed, in the freezer for a couple hours
• chill the vodka in the freezer (the only reasonable way to store it, anyway) overnight

actual cooking:

• combine flour & salt
• add the fat and gently combine either by rubbing it between your fingers, cutting it in with two knives, a pastry blender or a food processor until the fat ranges in size from crumbs to peas
• make a well in the dry/fat mixture
• add vodka, a tablespoon at a time, fluffing together with a fork, until the mixture holds together
• shape into 2 disks and chill in the refrigerator at least 1 hour, preferably overnight
• let stand at room temperature for about 20 minutes
• gently roll out each disk on a generously floured board (preferably marble, but those suckers run about $130) to about 1/8 of an inch
• (roll one crust up in plastic wrap for freezing if you're making one custard or crumb pie)
• roll one crust around your rolling pin, move it over to your pie plate and unroll
• make sure the crust is resting in the pie plate fully, not stretched or away from corners
• trim edges so about 1/2 inch or so overlaps and tuck them under around the edge
• prick crust on sides and bottom
• chill for at least one hour
• preheat oven to 400 degrees
• crumple up a piece of parchment into a ball, now gently uncrumple it, now do the hokey-pokey...
• line the crust with the parchment and fill with dried rice and/or beans, or pie weights
• bake for 10 to 20 minute until almost baked through
• fill & cover
• bake as directed (at 375ish until brownedish, is my rule)

so, the three-day time frame isn't really ideal, but damned if this isn't the best crust i've ever made. and no, you don't get drunk. the alcohol bakes out leaving the crust flaky and perfect.

pork with a pineapple-ginger sauce

ingredients:

• pork medallions, pork loin or pork chops (or ham, or chicken)
• 1 cup crushed pineapple
• 1/8 teaspoon ground ginger
• 1 teaspoon brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon soy sauce

prep:

• cook meat however you like, seasoned lightly with salt and pepper

actual cooking:

• while meat is cooking, combine other ingredients in a small saucepan over medium heat
• simmer until liquid is reduced to almost nothing
• remove from heat & allow to sit uncovered until meat is ready

so. freaking. easy. i served pork medallions with israeli cous cous and steamed snap peas. it was a hit. the only real problem is... i don't eat ginger, so it's possible they were lying to me. but they did continue to eat the sauce after the meat was gone, so that's something.

giant chocolate chip cookies

these are great for the impatient baker or when your cookie-dropper calls out sick. they also go over big in dorm rooms.

ingredients:

• 1/2 cup butter at room temperature
• 1 cup packed brown sugar
• 1 egg
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
• 1 1/4 cups flour
• 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 6 ounces chocolate chips

prep:

• lightly grease 2 pie plates
• preheat oven to 375

actual cooking:

• cream butter and sugar
• add egg and vanilla
• beat until blended
• add half the flour, then the soda, salt, other half of the flour
• beat well
• add chocolate
• divide dough into two equal parts
• press gently into pie plates with greased fingers
• bake until the edges look golden/browned-- the middle will still look underdone!
• cool in pie plate until set, then release onto wire rack until cooled

it took my brother about 36 hours to eat these both, but only about five seconds to think of putting them on his butt for a picture.