Tuesday, August 18, 2009

creamcicle cupcakes


over the weekend i read that (seriously.) "brownies are the new cupcake." determined to prove them wrong, i whipped up a quick batch of blitz cupcakes that bill swears tasted EXACTLY like a creamcicle.

ingredients:

  • 1 cup butter (softened)
  • 1 3/4 cups flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup plus 1 tbs milk
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 2 tsp orange extract
  • 2 bricks light cream cheese
  • 2 cups confectioners sugar
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • (1 tsp "white-white")

prep:

  • preheat oven to 375*

actual cooking:

  • combine flour, salt, sugar & baking powder in a mixing bowl
  • beat in 1/2 cup butter (VERY soft), milk & orange extract
  • divide batter between 18 cupcakes
  • bake for 15 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean
  • beat together remaining butter & cream cheese until light
  • slowly add confectioners sugar, vanilla & color if desired
  • allow cupcakes to cool and then frost by filling a pastry bag with frosting and cutting the tip at about 1/2 inch wide, swirl frosting from the outside in
  • garnish with orange zest if you're not running behind (i ALWAYS am)

i also baked my daddy's birthday present over the weekend: 6 kinds of shortbread. i'll post a basic recipe, the chocolate-raspberry filled recipe and the lime-rum recipe.

AND i've ordered some rose extract, orange blossom water and culinary lavender from jr mushrooms & specialties.

Friday, August 14, 2009

zucchini risotto

risotto is not as hard as everybody says it is. plus: it's totally yummy.

ingredients:
  • 1 onion, coarsly chopped
  • 3 tbs butter
  • 3 small/medium zucchini (you can use one huge one, but smaller ones have better flavor), cubed
  • 1 cup rice
  • 4 cups chicken/veggie broth
  • 2 cups water
  • about 1/2 cup of scratch cheese (more or less to taste)
  • sea salt & fresh ground pepper

prep:

  • bring your water & broth to a boil (i generally heat it a cup at a time in the microwave because i like to keep the dishes to a minimum for bill)
  • chop onion (i chop it coarsely, but i do everything coarsely because i am a delicate lady flower, but the recipe said finely.)
  • reserve 1 tbs butter

actual cooking:

  • heat 2 tbs butter in a large skillet
  • saute onion until lightly browned
  • add zucchini
  • (salt & pepper it now for even flavoring)

  • add rice and stir

  • add one cup of boiling liquid
  • reduce to simmer

  • allow liquid to be absorbed
  • repeat until all liquid is gone
  • remove from heat
  • add reserved butter
  • add scratch cheese

we eat this for dinner about once a week. it takes longer than i like a weeknight dinner to take-- about forty-five minutes-- but is so totally worth it. i've served it as a side dish as well... but i'm pretty sure i skipped the main course in favor of it. oh! and this recipe makes a nice dinner for four or a huge dinner for two with leftovers.


lunch break: chicken salad salad


(or: why i'm willing to spend three and a half dollars on chicken in a can)

(or: we don't need no stinkin' grapes and walnuts)

(sorry, mom.)

in an effort to eat wonderful lunches that i totally love, like bill and his turkey & asiago sandwich, i'm trying new things which-- let's be honest-- has never been a strength of mine.


i actually DO love this lunch something serious and it's insanely easy.

ingredients:
  • two or three stalks of celery, chopped fine
  • 1 can of trader joe's canned chicken (packed in water)
  • a blob of mayo (er 1/4 cup?)
  • sea salt and fresh ground pepper
  • a bag of spring mix

prep:

  • drain & flake chicken (it's already pretty flaky, just jab at it with a fork some)
  • chop celery

actual cooking (okay, "actual" is relative, here):

  • combine celery, salt & pepper, chicken & mayo
  • divide into 2 or 3 small containers (one cupish)

in the morning:

  • toss some spring mix in an old take-out container (i like one from the olive garden-- a constant reminder that awful meals can come in nice containers) or something
  • grab a contain of chicken salad

at lunchtime:

  • dump chicken salad on spring mix
  • do the happy chair dance at your desk



Monday, August 10, 2009

cookies 'n cream cake


it remains unclear exactly WHO gave my BABY brother permission to turn eighteen, but there is one thing we do know: there was no road test.

whilst enjoying kevin's chocolate cake with coffee frosting in june, i asked leonardo what his preference would be. "well," he said after some consideration, "i can't ask for this again, so... something cookies 'n cream."


the body of the cake is comprised of two textures-- unfortunately this part needs some tweaking, but i'll get to that-- soft white cake and brownie. the frosting was a white "cream filling" butter cream, colored with wilton "white-white" and flavored with clear vanilla artificial flavoring. a bit of granulated sugar gave it that slightly gritty texture. wilton cookies n' cream sprinkles added, ummm, more cookiness. originally, the second texture was going to be a chocolate cookie, but the logistics were fuzzy and an obligation to school and my waistline prevented me from experimenting beforehand. so i did something possibly incredibly stupid: i left one egg out of the brownie layers hoping for a crumbly, cookie-like layer. this may be what propted anna to ask, "is this... toffee?" um, crumbly? not so much. imbued with a facinating tar-like quality might be closer to the mark.

everybody liked it though, especially greg, who ate twice as much as everyone else in a fraction of the time. boy, if you ever need to feel good about something you baked, call greg.

so, moving on...

brownie layer ingredients:
  • 4 ounces unsweetened chocolate
  • 3/4 cups butter
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 2 (or 3) eggs
  • 1 tsp vanilla
  • 1 cup flour

cake layer ingredients:

  • 1/2 cup butter (softened to a mayonaise-like consistancy)
  • 1 3/4 cups flour
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 cup sugar
  • 1/3 cup egg whites
  • 1/2 cup plus 1 tbs milk
  • 1 1/2 tsp baking powder
  • 1 tsp vanilla flavoring

frosting ingredients:

  • 3/4 cup unsalted butter at room temperature
  • 4 1/2 cups confectioners sugar
  • 1/2 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 1/2 tbs artificial (clear) vanilla
  • liberal splash of "white-white" to preferred color
  • about a tablespoon of milk

prep:

  • warm everything up to room temp, or as specified
  • grease 8" pans (or foil linings of said pans)
  • preheat to 350*

actual cooking:

  • nuke chocolate & brownie butter for 2 minutes
  • stir until chocolate melts
  • add sugar, eggs & vanilla
  • add flour
  • divide between pans
  • bake for 25 minutes
  • remove and cool
  • preheat to 375*
  • grease & flour pans
  • combine dry cake ingredients
  • add egg whites, vanilla, milk & butter
  • beat until combined
  • pour into two pans
  • bake for 20 minutes
  • remove and cool
  • whip frosting butter until creamy
  • SLOWLY add confectioner sugar
  • add granulate sugar
  • add vanilla flavoring & "white-white"
  • add milk until desired consistancy is reached
  • frost & decorate cake

happy



birthday


simba!

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

strawberries 'n cream, pretzel-crusted double-cake with chocolate ganache


until i met bill, i'd never heard of strawberry cake. the first time i made him a birthday cake, i asked what kinds he'd like. obviously, he answered that his grandmother used to make strawberry cake and he'd like that. (no pressure, though, right?)

i scoured the internet (okay, i googled) to no avail. when i happened to discover artificial strawberry flavor in the spice section of the grocery store, i felt like the luckiest person EVER, and made a strawberry-flavored white cake.

shortly thereafter, mimi told me to add a packet of strawberry jell-o to my cake batter and then my mother-in-law informed me that her step-mother's strawberry cake was a CAKE MIX. i know, right? i felt like a fool.

after two birthdays and four strawberry cakes, bill was ready to move on to better and more complicated cakes. enter the strawberries 'n 'cream, pretzel-crusted double-cake with chocolate ganache.

for this cake i used this cheesecake recipe, omitting the topping and replacing the graham cracker crumbs with crushed pretzels. in between layers i used strawberry jam, though really you don't NEED to fill this cake. the top layer was a strawberry blitz-cake from the joy of cooking, you could use whatever cake recipe you like with a generous splash of strawberry flavoring. the frosting was this chocolate ganache recipe (maybe doubled?). and the decorations were, obviously, mini pretzels and fresh strawberries.

frosted sugar cookies

my great grandmother, mom mom, preferred cookie recipes that made a WHOLE LOT. i pretty much feel the same way. these amazingly simple sugar cookies double and triple nicely for a humongous tray of prettily-decorated, heavenly cookies. (if your mixer is big enough. mine is not. oops.)

this (triple) batch is decorated with betty crocker "butter cream" frosting colored with mccormick neon food dye-- apricot is green + pink, raspberry is blue + pink and turquoise is blue + green. they're going to a family reunion this weekend, at my uncles jim & frank's house.
this batch (well, several batches) was from almost a year ago was made for bill's cousin melissa's shower shortly before she and her husband brought home their beautiful son tyson from china. they were decorated with yellow "butter cream" (the stars) and confectioner sugar and milk glaze. the colors matched the invitation pretty well, though i'm not sure anyone but me knew that.

ingredients:
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, at room temperature
  • 1 1/4 cups sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1/4 tsp almond extract
  • 3 1/2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp. salt

prep:

  • preheat oven to 400*
  • allow cold ingredients to warm up
  • grease baking sheets

actual cooking:

  • beat butter until creamy
  • add sugar, eggs, vanilla & almond extract
  • combine flour, baking powder & salt
  • add to creamed mixture
  • chill in a disc for one hour
  • roll out to 1/4 inch think on a well-floured surface
  • cut out desired shapes (i don't reccomend stars because OMFG, hard to frost)
  • bake for 6-8 minutes
  • cool & decorate (if you're using "butter cream" be warned it takes several days to set)

these always go over well because, frankly, they're freaking fantastic. really, truly delightful cookies. not to toot my own horn.

Monday, July 6, 2009

guest post: mama's world famous fried walnuts

First of all, wait for a dry, cool day. You can't do this when it's humid. And you will need a deep fryer with a thermostat. You can do small batches in one of those Fry Baby things, but you're better off with one that has a basket rather than the slotted spatula thing for scooping stuff out of the oil. Walnuts covered in molten sugar are tricky to work with. You don't want to be chasing them around with a spatula. You want to be lifting them out of the boiling oil with a nice sturdy basket. We have a big Waring deep fryer, and we use it for just three things: 1) fried walnuts, 2) smelts for Christmas Eve, and 3) Clare's faschnachts. I can't remember the last time I deep fried anything else. Even so it was worth spending $100 and having this big honkin thing sitting on my counter top in the downstairs kitchen because those three things are just that good.

For each pound of fancy whole unroasted walnut halves, you need about 1-1/3 cup of sugar and 2/3 cup of water. The amounts are approximate. You should err on the side of more syrup rather than less syrup because extra sugar will just crystallize into walnutty sugar dust that you can use the next time you make a coffee cake or cobbler. And some of it melts into burned walnutty brittle in the deep fryer that you can crush in the food processor and sprinkle on ice cream. So don't skimp. Put the walnuts and sugar and water in a bigger pot than you think you need, because you want to be able to stir them when the syrup is boiling without having it slop over the side. Also, overcrowded walnuts tend to break more and you want the walnuts to stay whole. My big spaghetti pot is big enough to do 3 lbs at a time but that's pushing it. If you want to make a total of 5 lbs of nuts, you're better off boiling up 2 batches.

Set the pot over medium high heat and stir frequently (but carefully) once it gets bubbly. Keep stirring until the syrup gets really thick and then -- suddenly! -- the bottom of the pot is dry when you scrape it with the spoon, and all the nuts are covered in sugar. They will be gritty, not candied, because the syrup doesn't get to the temperature you need for hard candy. Spread the nuts out in a single layer on a big pan. You'll need to separate them once they cool down a little. Let them cool completely but don't let them sit around too long or they'll pick up moisture. Overnight is OK if it's dry.

Fill your fryer with oil (canola, vegetable, or peanut oil all work OK) to the fill line and heat it to 375 degrees. Fill the basket to the fill line and submerge the nuts in the oil. Shake them around gently to keep them from sticking. When the walnuts start to brown and look a little shiny, pull the basket halfway out and shake VERY GENTLY to drain off as much of the oil as possible. Watch them carefully -- this only takes a couple minutes. If they're a little undercooked, they'll be gritty. If they're a little overcooked, they'll have a slightly burnt taste, which a lot of people actually prefer. If you're working with small batches, the later batches will cook faster because of the layer of burnt sugar that builds up on the bottom of the fryer.

Dump the fried walnuts onto a jelly roll pan. Don't line the pan with paper towels or anything, because they'll stick like a sumbitch. Working fast while they're still hot, push them apart with the back of a big spoon with one hand while sprinkling them with a salt shaker with the other hand. After a couple minutes, I usually transfer to walnuts to another pan so they cool faster.

Once they're cool enough to touch, I separate the stuck ones with my fingers. When the oil cools off and you pour it out into a jar to use again the next time you fry walnuts (or faschnachts, but take it from me, DO NOT use walnut/faschnacht oil for smelts, much less smelt oil for walnuts or faschnachts), don't forget to scoop out the fried sugar and drain it on paper towels (it won't stick, because it's cool by then) and crush it up to use on ice cream because it's like getting a sundae for free. That's it. Everybody really loves these. Almost everybody, anyway.