Wednesday, July 29, 2009

frosted sugar cookies

my great grandmother, mom mom, preferred cookie recipes that made a WHOLE LOT. i pretty much feel the same way. these amazingly simple sugar cookies double and triple nicely for a humongous tray of prettily-decorated, heavenly cookies. (if your mixer is big enough. mine is not. oops.)

this (triple) batch is decorated with betty crocker "butter cream" frosting colored with mccormick neon food dye-- apricot is green + pink, raspberry is blue + pink and turquoise is blue + green. they're going to a family reunion this weekend, at my uncles jim & frank's house.
this batch (well, several batches) was from almost a year ago was made for bill's cousin melissa's shower shortly before she and her husband brought home their beautiful son tyson from china. they were decorated with yellow "butter cream" (the stars) and confectioner sugar and milk glaze. the colors matched the invitation pretty well, though i'm not sure anyone but me knew that.

ingredients:
  • 1 cup (2 sticks) butter, at room temperature
  • 1 1/4 cups sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1/4 tsp almond extract
  • 3 1/2 cups flour
  • 1 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp. salt

prep:

  • preheat oven to 400*
  • allow cold ingredients to warm up
  • grease baking sheets

actual cooking:

  • beat butter until creamy
  • add sugar, eggs, vanilla & almond extract
  • combine flour, baking powder & salt
  • add to creamed mixture
  • chill in a disc for one hour
  • roll out to 1/4 inch think on a well-floured surface
  • cut out desired shapes (i don't reccomend stars because OMFG, hard to frost)
  • bake for 6-8 minutes
  • cool & decorate (if you're using "butter cream" be warned it takes several days to set)

these always go over well because, frankly, they're freaking fantastic. really, truly delightful cookies. not to toot my own horn.

Monday, July 6, 2009

guest post: mama's world famous fried walnuts

First of all, wait for a dry, cool day. You can't do this when it's humid. And you will need a deep fryer with a thermostat. You can do small batches in one of those Fry Baby things, but you're better off with one that has a basket rather than the slotted spatula thing for scooping stuff out of the oil. Walnuts covered in molten sugar are tricky to work with. You don't want to be chasing them around with a spatula. You want to be lifting them out of the boiling oil with a nice sturdy basket. We have a big Waring deep fryer, and we use it for just three things: 1) fried walnuts, 2) smelts for Christmas Eve, and 3) Clare's faschnachts. I can't remember the last time I deep fried anything else. Even so it was worth spending $100 and having this big honkin thing sitting on my counter top in the downstairs kitchen because those three things are just that good.

For each pound of fancy whole unroasted walnut halves, you need about 1-1/3 cup of sugar and 2/3 cup of water. The amounts are approximate. You should err on the side of more syrup rather than less syrup because extra sugar will just crystallize into walnutty sugar dust that you can use the next time you make a coffee cake or cobbler. And some of it melts into burned walnutty brittle in the deep fryer that you can crush in the food processor and sprinkle on ice cream. So don't skimp. Put the walnuts and sugar and water in a bigger pot than you think you need, because you want to be able to stir them when the syrup is boiling without having it slop over the side. Also, overcrowded walnuts tend to break more and you want the walnuts to stay whole. My big spaghetti pot is big enough to do 3 lbs at a time but that's pushing it. If you want to make a total of 5 lbs of nuts, you're better off boiling up 2 batches.

Set the pot over medium high heat and stir frequently (but carefully) once it gets bubbly. Keep stirring until the syrup gets really thick and then -- suddenly! -- the bottom of the pot is dry when you scrape it with the spoon, and all the nuts are covered in sugar. They will be gritty, not candied, because the syrup doesn't get to the temperature you need for hard candy. Spread the nuts out in a single layer on a big pan. You'll need to separate them once they cool down a little. Let them cool completely but don't let them sit around too long or they'll pick up moisture. Overnight is OK if it's dry.

Fill your fryer with oil (canola, vegetable, or peanut oil all work OK) to the fill line and heat it to 375 degrees. Fill the basket to the fill line and submerge the nuts in the oil. Shake them around gently to keep them from sticking. When the walnuts start to brown and look a little shiny, pull the basket halfway out and shake VERY GENTLY to drain off as much of the oil as possible. Watch them carefully -- this only takes a couple minutes. If they're a little undercooked, they'll be gritty. If they're a little overcooked, they'll have a slightly burnt taste, which a lot of people actually prefer. If you're working with small batches, the later batches will cook faster because of the layer of burnt sugar that builds up on the bottom of the fryer.

Dump the fried walnuts onto a jelly roll pan. Don't line the pan with paper towels or anything, because they'll stick like a sumbitch. Working fast while they're still hot, push them apart with the back of a big spoon with one hand while sprinkling them with a salt shaker with the other hand. After a couple minutes, I usually transfer to walnuts to another pan so they cool faster.

Once they're cool enough to touch, I separate the stuck ones with my fingers. When the oil cools off and you pour it out into a jar to use again the next time you fry walnuts (or faschnachts, but take it from me, DO NOT use walnut/faschnacht oil for smelts, much less smelt oil for walnuts or faschnachts), don't forget to scoop out the fried sugar and drain it on paper towels (it won't stick, because it's cool by then) and crush it up to use on ice cream because it's like getting a sundae for free. That's it. Everybody really loves these. Almost everybody, anyway.

Friday, July 3, 2009

trendy wine-glass pumpkin pie


for this fathers' day dessert, i was going for the trendy shot-glass dessert thing, but shot glasses? they are TINY. i bought a bunch (12) of 8-ounce wineglasses instead.

(i got them at homegoods, along with 2 picture frames for a total of $30. who should be without, right? SO WHAT if i'm about to start storing kitchen wares under the bed??)

bill's dad is fond of pumpkin pie, but pie crust remains my sworn enemy, so i might be making these a lot in the future.

ingredients:
  • 2 1/2 cups canned pumpkin (sucks, that's like a can and a half)
  • 2 cups milk
  • 1 1/2 cups sugar
  • 4 tablespoons cornstarch
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp pumpkin pie seasoning
  • ginger cookies (we used trader joe's triple ginger cookies... mmm)

prep:

  • wash & dry your glasses, bowls, ramekins, whatever. you need them on the ready.

actual cooking:

  • combine ingredients in a large saucepan
  • bring to a boil, constantly stirring
  • boil until thickened (ummm, i dunno, a little while? at LEAST two minutes to activate the corn starch situation)
  • pour/measure/ladle into your dishes pretty much right away
  • garnish with cookies
  • chill at least 1 hour, serve

i got 8 5ish-ounce servings. recipe found at cooks.com.

blueberry crumb bars



these easy bar cookies (er... bar pies?) were a big hit with my brothers on fathers' day. we had them for dessert, but leftovers made nice breakfasts. you'll need a half-sheet cake pan to make this size (a double crust, 1.5 times filling). i found them at allrecipes.com.

crumb ingredients:

  • 2 cups butter or shortening
  • 2 cups granulated sugar
  • 6 cups flour
  • 2 teaspoons baking powder
  • 2 eggs
  • pinch salt
  • pinch cinnamon

filling ingredients:

  • 4 cups blueberries (fresh or frozen)
  • 3/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 2 tbs cornstarch

prep:

  • preheat oven to 375*
  • line a half-sheet pan with foil & grease

actual cooking:

  • combine dry crumb ingredients in a bowl
  • work in fat as for pie crust
  • add eggs (mixture will remain crumbly)
  • combine blues, sugar & cornstarch in a bowl
  • spread 1/2 crumb mixture in pan
  • spread filling in pan
  • cover with the other half of the crumb mixture
  • bake for 45 minutes
  • allow to cool completely before removing from pan

i'm never making a real pie again!

Monday, June 15, 2009

rhubarb pie

now, i'm not one to go BUYING strange, red celery with poisonous leaves (seriously-- don't. eat. the. leaves.) but we got my parents' csa share this week and i definitely AM one to freeze up when i'm doing something new and refuse to deviate, so... the rhubarb came home with us. what do you DO with rhubarb, i asked myself, and then i remembered little house on the prairie -- only the actual story probably came from the first four years or those happy golden years -- and bought a prefab pie crust.

ingredients:
  • frozen pie crust
  • 4 cups (a regular bunch that you'd see at a store) rhubarb, cubed
  • 1 3/4 cups sugar
  • 1/2 cup flour

prep:

  • preheat oven to 450*
  • defrost pie crust (or make your own... whatever)
  • cube rhubarb (which the joy of cooking only BARELY deigns to call "fruit")

actual cooking:

  • unroll first crust into pie plate, perforate with a fork
  • combine sugar, flour and rhubarb in a bowl
  • pour filling mixture into pie shell
  • unroll top crust over filling, crimp & perforate
  • bake (on a cookie sheet-- preferably rimmed) at 450* for 10 minutes
  • decrease heat to 350* and continue baking 35-40 minutes

it's tastes like cherry pie-- honest! sugary and tart and pretty delicious.

Monday, June 8, 2009

chocolate cake with coffee frosting


kevin's birthday cake was a bakers chocolate one-bowl chocolate cake. it took, frankly, too damn long. in the future, i'll probably stick with the joy of cooking's "lightning cake" (or blitz-cake, as we call it).

ingredients (cake):

  • 3/4 cup (1.5 sticks) butter
  • 6 ounces (1 cup chips) semi-sweet chocolate
  • 1 1/2 cups sugar
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • 2 1/2 cups flour
  • 1 1/4 cups water

ingredients (frosting):

  • 1/3 cup skim milk
  • 1/8 cup instant coffee
  • 6 cups confectioner's sugar
  • 3/4 cups (1.5 sticks) butter, softened

prep:

  • grease & flour 2 8" circle or square cake pans
  • preheat over to 350*

actual cooking:

  • in a small, microwave safe bowl, nuke frosting milk for 1.5 minutes
  • add coffee and stir until dissolved
  • set aside
  • in a large, microwave safe bowl nuke cake butter & chocolate for 2 minutes
  • stir until melted & combined
  • add sugar
  • add eggs & vanilla
  • add 1/2 cup flour, salt & baking soda
  • add remaining flour & water (alternating)
  • pour batter into cake pans
  • bake for 35 minutes
  • combine softened butter and confectioners sugar
  • add coffee-milk by the tablespoon until desired consistency is reached

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

monkey bread

i bet there's a better way to make monkey bread, but this one was SO EASY (especially since i had some slave labor to roll the dough into balls and coat it in cinnamon sugar) that i need to the the interwebs about it.

ingredients:
  • 3 cans of buttermilk biscuits
  • 1 cup granulated sugar
  • 1 cup brown sugar
  • 1 cup butter or margarine
  • 1 tbs cinnamon

prep:

  • grease a bundt pan
  • preheat oven to 350*

actual cooking:

  • mix granulated sugar and cinnamon in a bowl
  • melt butter, add brown sugar and bring to a boil (keep warm)
  • cut (or tear) each biscuit into quarters
  • in small batches, lightly shape the pieces into balls, roll in sugar mixture and add to the pan (next time, i would drizzle some of the butter mixture and some more cinnamon sugar on each layer)
  • cover with butter mixture
  • bake for 35-40 minutes
  • let cool for 10-20 minutes

this was a roaring success. which is good, because the cheesecake i made that night had the texture of tapioca pudding... and i'm not sure why. whoops.